Apparently this whole Power Balance Band isn't true!!!
THE HORROR!!!
First a co-worker sent me this link to a section of Power Balance website.
Then my personal chef was afraid to, but sent me this article.
My brother was next with the shocking news article form another site.
Finally, today, my DAD killed my dreams with this article from the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel.
I CAN HARDLY STAND UP STRAIGHT!!! I have lost all focus and strength!!!
Okay, I'm just kidding. I know a plastic band and a hologram will not help with "balance, strength and flexibility" and that "Power Balance is based on the idea of optimizing the body’s natural energy flow, similar to concepts behind many Eastern philosophies. The hologram in Power Balance is designed to resonate with and respond to the natural energy field of the body" is farfetched.
But I still wear my pink one. And I will continue to wear my pink one. And will continue to laugh at myself that I wear my pink plastic bracelet with a hologram that gives me magical powers to not fall over.
2 comments:
I think "farfetched" is to light of a word. Craptastic might be better.
Yup i totall agree with you
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